A one-sided witty repartee.

Jul 04 2009 ∞
“ If you shitheads had any money, you wouldn’t NEED a vintage Poo-zhow to get laid. Go have an ironic mustache growing contest in front of American Apparel, so that I can continue selling $300 bikes to fatties, which is what keeps the lights on.
— via Best of Craigslist
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And I quote...

“The worst part about getting both your hands chopped off is that you can’t pick them up and carry them to the hospital.”
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Jul 01 2009 ∞

I don't want somebody to love me just give me sex whenever I want it 'cause all I ask for is instant pleasure, instant pleasure, instant pleasure.

hat tip to Schwartzie.
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Jun 30 2009 ∞
Counterpoint.
Counterpoint.
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Jun 28 2009 ∞
autogram [”aw ‘toh gram] - n. (plural: autograms) A self-referencing statement that describes its contents. Alot of it was based on a saying i use alot but its mainly how i some up my life lol Its always epic and always loads going on but fail is also the way it often goes lol Also tho Its a positive way to look at it ya know like it may be epic fail but im still going and im still pushing for the better hard to explain You can’t make this shit up. via BikeSnobNYC

autogram [”aw ‘toh gram] - n. (plural: autograms) A self-referencing statement that describes its contents.

Alot of it was based on a saying i use alot but its mainly how i some up my life lol Its always epic and always loads going on but fail is also the way it often goes lol Also tho Its a positive way to look at it ya know like it may be epic fail but im still going and im still pushing for the better hard to explain

You can’t make this shit up.

via BikeSnobNYC

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For every thing (turn, turn turn) there is a season (turn, turn, turn).

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Jun 22 2009 ∞
via 12ozProphet
via 12ozProphet
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Pointless.

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Sad clown.

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WTF, Iowa? via the New Shelton wet/dry

WTF, Iowa?

via the New Shelton wet/dry

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Jun 13 2009 ∞
Unbeknownst to the general population, General Motors was really a team of ghost-busting vigilantes who kept America safe from terrors of the highway like Conebarrel Jones. As a result of the bankruptcy, they shut down the “containment grid” and released these monsters back into the wild. But seriously, it’s art, and the guy who made it got arrested for vandalism pretty much immediately. via Jalopnik

Unbeknownst to the general population, General Motors was really a team of ghost-busting vigilantes who kept America safe from terrors of the highway like Conebarrel Jones. As a result of the bankruptcy, they shut down the “containment grid” and released these monsters back into the wild.

But seriously, it’s art, and the guy who made it got arrested for vandalism pretty much immediately.

via Jalopnik

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Jun 12 2009 ∞
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— dactylographic monkey on twitter.

related:What’s a dactylographic monkey?

related:What’s twitter?

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via i can read
via i can read
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Brunch.

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When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

Astronaut? President? Veterenarian? Fuck that.

When I grow up, I’m going to work at the Scotch Whiskey Research Institute.

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