January 2011
11 posts
“Do those things, god damnit, because nothing sucks worse than a girl who reads....”
– You Should Date An Illiterate Girl, Charles Warnke, Thought Catalog
hat tip to KF
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep...”
– Ernest Hemingway
“This is as far as I’m able to take the movie summation because HOLY CRAP YOU...”
– “…makes Natalie Portman look like a foot” is the most lol-worthy compliment I’ve read in a while.
via filmdrunk
related: “She’s so hot she’s making me sexist.”
time saver: let me google image search that for you…
“I just discovered a sixth emotion to go with those other five new internet...”
– redditor LazloH0, commenting on The Petals Fall Twice, from Chip Zdarsky’s One Page Series
I feel this way too often.
The "Brooklyn Bump"
Used to be bumper contact you could fuhgeddabout while parallel parking, now it’s twenty-six weeks along and people in pilates class are starting to notice.
“Y2K was a nonevent. Nevertheless, in hindsight those programmers do seem to have...”
– Brian Hayes, “The Clock of Ages”, from Group Theory in the Bedroom and Other Mathematical Diversions
Somewhat related to the previous quote: human history is not the history of well-orchestrated and planned events, but a series of circumstances in which we avoided disaster by the skin...
“The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5...”
– Read the rest at AviationHumor.
via reddit
