a one-sided witty repartee.

Dec 12 2011
A Dutch parent has a decidedly hairier story to relate, telling his children, “Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things together before you go to bed. The former bishop from Turkey will be coming along with six to eight black men. They might put some candy in your shoes, they might stuff you in a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don’t know for sure, but we want you to be prepared.

Christmas in Holland as described by David Sedaris for Esquire in 2002.

related, weird Christmas traditions: Caga Tio

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