A one-sided witty repartee.

Oct 07 2009

“You have the right to be so fine, so fine you blow my mind. You have the right to wish upon a star. Anything you wish can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have Jiminy Cricket present during questioning. If you cannot afford Jiminy Cricket, an attorney dressed as Jiminy Cricket will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?”

via Daily Mail

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