A one-sided witty repartee.

Oct 28 2009 ∞

“ Just imagine the horror they’d feel when their first red light skip-stop attempt resulted not in the reassuring sound of white tires resisting pavement but instead the horrific clatter of a ratcheting freewheel. Indeed, the last thing they’d hear as they rolled to their deaths would be the sound of pawls—the ultimate hipster indignity.